Kitty Wrangler Gifts

Menage a Paws.

A cat on a lead

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Parenting Business Deals

King kong 5 G.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Cow Pilot.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

The First Day Back

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Nanny with children on leash