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Menage a Paws.

A cat on a lead

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parenting Business Deals

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Cow Pilot.

The First Day Back

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Nanny with children on leash

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"