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'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'What happened to our plans to grow old gracefully?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Beware of teething baby.'

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"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

A child and his dog

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

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