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'Don't let him fool you. . .he is not either an endangered species!'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm sorry, doctor. The cat must have escaped again."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cow Pilot.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

The difference between cats and dogs.

"He's a rescue."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"