Cuddly Cat Wrangler Gifts

"If pressured, I will run!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

The practical psychopath

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Love.

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'We know you have a cat.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...