Cuddly Cat Wrangler Pillows

"If pressured, I will run!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

The practical psychopath

Shelter Cat Nap

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Love.

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'We know you have a cat.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

"Rats, Master and Mistress are fighting again! Looks like the couch won't be free tonight..."