Wet Cat Wrangler Mugs

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Fishing sign.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

A child and his dog

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

The difference between cats and dogs.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Menage a Paws.

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Where's the duck?'

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'