Cat Wrangler Mugs

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"What's with your husband?" "It's his turn to bathe Subira." "Crotch. Must protect the crotch."

'Every morning, we're late for school, it's like, well, herding cats actually...'

The difference between cats and dogs.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

New Guy.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

King kong 5 G.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'