Wifi Wrangler Prints

"Hello?"

Wifi in Hell

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The World Wide Web.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Binge Watch

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

We don't have wi-fi.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'