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"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Binge Watch

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Dave invents the remote belt

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"There's the remote!"

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'It's for you.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'