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Mittens is challenged by the string.

A trevor of trainspotters

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

Super Homeworld

Tossing for it.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

The British Society of Campanology...

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"Step One: Locate end of yarn."

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

Climbing the Wall.

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'I need to unwind after that.'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

How a Civil Servant saved mankind...

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."