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Hose Tangle

Controlling the hose

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

A trevor of trainspotters

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I handle chatty people for him."

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Tossing for it.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'It's for you.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

The British Society of Campanology...

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Fun and games with wires.

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"Step One: Locate end of yarn."

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

Climbing the Wall.

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'