Hose Wrangler Mugs

Hose Tangle

Controlling the hose

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

A trevor of trainspotters

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

Tossing for it.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'It's for you.'

The British Society of Campanology...

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Fun and games with wires.

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"Step One: Locate end of yarn."

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

Climbing the Wall.

'I need to unwind after that.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

"I like to keep a clean desk...."