Hose Wranglers Gifts

No caption. (Frank is holding hose. A loop-de-loop behind his is matched by a loop-de-loop in the water coming out of the hose.)

Mittens is challenged by the string.

A trevor of trainspotters

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

Super Homeworld

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Tossing for it.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

The British Society of Campanology...

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"Step One: Locate end of yarn."

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

Climbing the Wall.

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'I need to unwind after that.'

How a Civil Servant saved mankind...