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"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

New Guy.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Babies

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I handle chatty people for him."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"When do I get my phone call"

The First Supper

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

'Occupational hazard.'