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"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Sailor in Car.

A trevor of trainspotters

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

'You'll want to watch that old sow, Doc!'