Landlubber In Disguise T-Shirts

'Twenty years of swashbuckling is enough, it's time to give landlubbin' a shot.'

Sailor in Car.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The Speculators

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"I'd rather be at the office."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Iceland volcano

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Devil skis down a volcano.

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Unplugging and going outside

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well