Landlubber In Disguise Gifts

'Twenty years of swashbuckling is enough, it's time to give landlubbin' a shot.'

Sailor in Car.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

The Speculators

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"I'd rather be at the office."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Iceland volcano

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Unplugging and going outside

Devil skis down a volcano.

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well