Adventure In Slumber Land Gifts

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'At lone at last.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Yeah, I'm the Tooth Fairy. But you're gonna have to take a check."

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

Man sleeping under the bed.

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

'I think we're lost! I'm out of paint!'

Ski Lift

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.

"Sleep now, Freddie. There's no monster under the bed."

'Local or Express?'

'Twenty years of swashbuckling is enough, it's time to give landlubbin' a shot.'

Spending too much time in bed.

Sleeping princess catches a fly.

'Nightmare'