Lobster-loving Adventurer Gifts

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Desert Island Meals.

"Is the MSG local?"

Your lobster was off!

Crab with a clown face.

"I am not asking for directions."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Thermidor Dali

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Seal blubber stew

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

business lunch

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."