Lobster-loving Adventurer Mugs

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

Your lobster was off!

"Is the MSG local?"

"I am not asking for directions."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Thermidor Dali

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Seal blubber stew

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

business lunch

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"