Lobster Lover Chuckler Mugs

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Thermidor Dali

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

business lunch

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Fishing Holes

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Favourite Food

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Shellfie

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"