Lobster Lover Chuckler Mugs

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Thermidor Dali

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

business lunch

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Fishing Holes

Favourite Food

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Shellfie

"I said you should get a hobby like bird watching."

"...And I named this one Terry..."