Lobster Aficionado Gifts

'We're all about options around here.'

Desert Island Meals.

Your lobster was off!

Crab with a clown face.

Jurassic Pork

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Thermidor Dali

"This place could use a moat!"

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Mermaid spawning time.

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'