Lobster Aficionado Gifts

'We're all about options around here.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

Your lobster was off!

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Jurassic Pork

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"This place could use a moat!"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Thermidor Dali

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Mermaid spawning time.

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'