Lobster Admirer Gifts

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Thermidor Dali

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Art Gecko.

Fish near-death experiences.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Evolved to Ski.

'Pork bellies are up...'

business lunch

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Don't they look silly?'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Favourite Food

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."