"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."
Lobster Lovers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a lobster enthusiast? Our collection of fun, vibrant products celebrates the crustacean with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Whether they love the ocean, seafood, or just appreciate a good pun, these items will make them smile and add personality to their space and style. Explore our playful collection to find a memorable gift that captures their passion for lobsters and the sea.
"Greg will be giving your massage today."
"I don't know, Cheryl...I just feel trapped in this relationship."
'Do you think we can cuddle?'
'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'
Your lobster was off!
"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."
Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'
Fishing boat.
"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers
'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'
A man and baby wearing bibs
'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'
"I'm not happy."
'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'
"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."
'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'
'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'
Thermidor Dali
"How are we on bread?"
I bake my own bread.
Lobster Hot Tub Party.
You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?
At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.
Starbucks Siren
'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'
Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''
Great Moments in Culinary History.
"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."
'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'
Fish near-death experiences.
Oysters in June - delicious!
business lunch
"The cleaner shrimp are here"
"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"
Lobster Lovers Gifts Collection
Lobster Lovers Mugs
Explore our collection of lobster mugs and find the perfect way to make every coffee break delightfully maritime.
Lobster Lovers Pillows
Discover our lobster pillows to add fun and coastal flair to any living space or relaxing nook.
Lobster Lovers Prints
Browse our lobster art prints to bring a splash of ocean-inspired beauty into their home or office.
Lobster Lovers T-Shirts
Check out our lobster t-shirts and let their wardrobe showcase their love for the seaside and these fascinating creatures.