Lobster Lovers Pillows

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"I don't know, Cheryl...I just feel trapped in this relationship."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Your lobster was off!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Fishing boat.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Thermidor Dali

"How are we on bread?"

"I'm not happy."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

I bake my own bread.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Starbucks Siren

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Fish near-death experiences.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

business lunch

Oysters in June - delicious!

Psycho-plankton.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"