Lobster Lovers Pillows

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"I don't know, Cheryl...I just feel trapped in this relationship."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Your lobster was off!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Fishing boat.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"I'm not happy."

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Thermidor Dali

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

Starbucks Siren

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Fish near-death experiences.

Oysters in June - delicious!

business lunch

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"