Lobster Lover Pillows

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Lobster playing the bassoon.

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

'I think you'll agree, sir. They don't come much fresher than that.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

Fish near-death experiences.

Kitchen.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

Lobster with mobile

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

Lobster potion.

Lobster playing keyboard

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

The new pet lobster craze

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

They said it couldn't be done.

Lobster on the telephone

Susan Collins

'Not only can you pick out your own lobster, they also let you name it after either your boss or ex-spouse.'

"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year."

A man and baby wearing bibs

Favourite Food

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 7

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Day at the Aquarium

business lunch

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

A man who is having his toe pinched by a lobster dreams he is being strangled by a python.

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'How about this one in front? He looks resigned to his fate.'