Lobster Fan Gifts

Shellfie

Your lobster was off!

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Thermidor Dali

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

business lunch

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Pig Cheese

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

Favourite Food