Lobster Lover With A Twist Gifts

'You promise me they're animatronic?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Your lobster was off!

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Psychobabbling brook.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Call Your Office

Roads with a view.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Actually I never loved you."

Pastrami in the wild

Thermidor Dali

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Rattache

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Animal worries.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'