Lobster Enthusiast Gifts

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"I'm afraid we're closed. The lobsters escaped and killed the chef."

"...And I named this one Terry..."

Your lobster was off!

Lobster playing the violin

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Desert Island Meals.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Crab with a clown face.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Lap fish..."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'