Lobster Fans Gifts

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Your lobster was off!

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Thermidor Dali

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Pig Cheese

business lunch

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

Favourite Food

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Shellfie

"I said you should get a hobby like bird watching."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"...And I named this one Terry..."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

They said it couldn't be done.

"Places, everybody!"