Lobster Fans Prints

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Your lobster was off!

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Thermidor Dali

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

Pig Cheese

business lunch

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Favourite Food

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Shellfie

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

They said it couldn't be done.

Lobster potion.

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Places, everybody!"