Lobsters Prints

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Your lobster was off!

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

He loves the water.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Mobsters at the Beach

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Thermidor Dali

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

The Clown Hit

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.