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'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Thermidor Dali

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Fish near-death experiences.

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."