Lobster Lover With A Twist T-Shirts

'You promise me they're animatronic?'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Your lobster was off!

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Psychobabbling brook.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Roads with a view.

Call Your Office

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Pastrami in the wild

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Thermidor Dali

"Actually I never loved you."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Rattache

Animal worries.

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Animal rescue center