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'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Thermidor Dali

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Art Gecko.

Fish near-death experiences.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

'Pork bellies are up...'

Evolved to Ski.

business lunch

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

'Don't they look silly?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

Favourite Food

"Greg will be giving your massage today."