"Isn't that a pair of Stonado slingbacks in there?"
Lobster Trap Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a lobster trap aficionado? Celebrate their marine obsession with witty, handcrafted items that showcase their love for the sea. Whether they're an avid trapper or simply adore coastal life, our collection offers fun and thoughtful options that make marine enthusiasts smile. From cozy pillows to statement prints, find a gift that captures their maritime spirit and transforms their love for the ocean into delightful decor or accessories.
'Do you think we can cuddle?'
Your lobster was off!
Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'
"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."
A man and baby wearing bibs
'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'
'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'
"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."
"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."
Thermidor Dali
Product Testing Department
Lobster Hot Tub Party.
At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.
Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall
You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?
'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'
"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."
Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''
Great Moments in Culinary History.
Fish near-death experiences.
"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"
"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"
business lunch
'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'
Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby
Favourite Food
"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."
"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"
'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'
'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'
"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."
"Greg will be giving your massage today."
"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."
Lobster Trap Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Lobster Trap Enthusiast Mugs
Discover a variety of lobster trap enthusiast mugs—ideal for coffee lovers who adore coastal life and humorous maritime designs.
Lobster Trap Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy coastal-themed pillows featuring lobster trap designs—great for adding nautical charm to any room.
Lobster Trap Enthusiast Prints
Browse our vibrant maritime prints—perfect for decorating a space with the cheerful spirit of lobster trapping.
Lobster Trap Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our range of lobster trap-themed t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their marine passion with style.