Lobster Trap Enthusiast Pillows

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

A man and baby wearing bibs

Thermidor Dali

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Product Testing Department

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

business lunch

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Favourite Food

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

Shellfie