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"Isn't that a pair of Stonado slingbacks in there?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Your lobster was off!

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Thermidor Dali

Product Testing Department

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Fish near-death experiences.

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

business lunch

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Favourite Food

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."