Booby Trap Enthusiasts Gifts

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Product Testing Department

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

I brake for worms

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"It looks delicious."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"It works smart, while we work hard."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

"Just the bait, please."

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

A Better Mouth-Trap

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.