Mouse Trap Enthusiasts Gifts

"It works smart, while we work hard."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's from the cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Product Testing Department

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"It's a setup."

Cat Mask

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'The cat is SUPPOSED to be giving you a hard time!'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'