Landlubber Horse Wrangler Mugs

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Sailor in Car.

A trevor of trainspotters

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

'You'll want to watch that old sow, Doc!'

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

She's such an overachiever.

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'