Herd Wrangler Prints

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

The Baby Walker

New Guy.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'