Sheep Wrangler Prints

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

Eat at Mo's.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

New Guy.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Tossing for it.

Haircuts

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.