Sheep Wrangler Prints

She's such an overachiever.

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

Eat at Mo's.

New Guy.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"