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'Objection, overruled. I'm going to allow that intentional brushback. But I'm warning you, counselor, you're treading on thin ice.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

OK Corral.

'Dealing with the snow would be a lot easier if you organized it like a business, Joe...It's just a matter of employing time management and utilizing readily available green technology.'