University Wrangler Gifts

OK Corral.

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'Can you make this one disappear?'

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?