Classroom Wrangler Gifts

'First off, always identify and corral the ring leader...'

"Yes, I am pleased that you came to class today, but when I sent you down to the office with the attendance sheet, you never came back!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Computer Class.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The History Teacher

'Did you want me, boss?'

Global Education

Smirking or Non-smirking

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

Beginning of the school year

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Back to School

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

School boy

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'