Classroom Cowpoke Gifts

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

The History Teacher

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

'Hello Shitty.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

OK Corral.

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.