Classroom Cowpoke Pillows

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

The History Teacher

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

Cow Boy

'Hello Shitty.'

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

OK Corral.

'I won the garlic eating competition.'