Corporate Cowpoke Pillows

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

Cow Boy

'Hello Shitty.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

1876: The Wild West

OK Corral.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Chicken chaps

Cow Writers Block.

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"